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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Few Funny Definitions
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Rinckle @ Wednesday, May 02, 2007 12:58 pm

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Smash 07 Badminton Tournament !
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(SMASH 06 BADMINTON TOURNAMENT)
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Rinckle @ Sunday, April 15, 2007 02:08 pm

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Monday, April 09, 2007

Happy """""ESHTER"""""

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Do you really understand what is behind the word family
It gave me a shock when I knew the answer
Here Is The Answer.......... FAMILY
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F = Father
A=And
M =Mother
I = I
L = Love
Y = You
WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because
W =Washing
I = Ironing
F = Food
E = Entertainment
WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND because
H = Housing
U = Understanding
S = Sharing
B = Buying
A = And
N = Never
D = Demanding
Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?
Especially from your love one.
The word HELLO means :
H = How are you
E = Every thing all right
L = Like to hear from you
L = Love to see you soon
O = Obviously, I miss you
The word TEAM means
Team:
Together
Everyone
Achieves
best wishes
Rinckle from Kuwait




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Rinckle @ Monday, April 09, 2007 01:00 pm

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Design By Own ::::::::::::::::::::::::

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We Cannot Hold a Torch to Light Another's Path
Without Brightening Our Own.
When we Have Brightened Our,
Lets Hold the Torch for Others



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Rinckle @ Tuesday, April 03, 2007 04:18 pm

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Toldeo (Spain) A Wounderful Place for Tourism !!!! Lets Have a Dream JPG Image !!
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Rinckle @ Thursday, March 22, 2007 01:44 pm

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Monday, March 19, 2007

EAT AS MUCH U CAN ::::::::::::::::
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Rinckle @ Monday, March 19, 2007 11:09 am

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Car For Sell ! Interested Buyers Pls contack Rinckle
Yes Intersted Buyers Pls Contact Rinckle !



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Rinckle @ Saturday, March 17, 2007 09:38 am

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

So Curious
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Gotta change my answering machine, now that I'm alone
Cause right now it says that we
can't come to the phone
And I know it makes no sense
Caused you walked out the door,
But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore
(it's ridiculous)
It's been months
And for some reason I just
(can't get over us)
And I'm stronger then this
(enough is enough)
No more walkin' 'round
With my head down
I'm so over being blue
Cryin' over you
And I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
Gotta fix that calender I have
Thats marked July 15th
Because since theres no more you
Theres no more anniversary
I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you
And your memory
And how every song reminds me
Of what used to be
Thats the reason I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing you were still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
(Leave me alone)
Leave me alone
(Stupid love songs)
Dont make me think about her smile
Or having my first child
Let it go
Turning off the radio
Cause I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why cant I turn off the radio?
(why cant I turn off the radio?)
Said I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishing she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
So why can't I turn off the radio?
(why can't I turn off the radio?)
And I'm so sick of love songs
So tired of tears
So done with wishin she was still here
Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow
Why can't I turn off the radio?
(why can't I turn off the radio?)
Why can't I turn off the radio?



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Rinckle @ Tuesday, November 21, 2006 10:39 am

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Daniel Radcliffe

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"DANIEL RADCLIFFE as Harry Potter
And KATIE LEUNG as CHO CHANG
In warmer Bros Production
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix-2007




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Rinckle @ Tuesday, November 21, 2006 10:39 am

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Tongue Twisters

Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which witch wished which wicked wish?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tongue Twisters
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.




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Rinckle @ Sunday, November 19, 2006 11:42 am

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